Steve Is Still the Hottest One

Steve, canonically, had a higher sex number than Miranda in Sex and the City. It is also an unspoken fact in the new series that he lost his hearing because too many people screamed “please fuck me,” “no, fuck me” at him from across the bar at Scout. His beautiful face has not gotten even a little bit weird in 20 years. He will finger you in the kitchen. Steve is still the hottest one.